26 thoughts on “A Few Funnies”

  2. I laughed at the one about the duct tape and the shovel.

    The other day, my friend and her husband were having 30 yards of mulch delivered the next morning to refresh all the beds in her landscaping. She’d just finished mopping and cleaning her epoxy garage floor. As a fastidious neat freak, she was very irritated that ghost lines of tire marks remained after all her efforts.

    I was running some errands so she asked if I’d mind picking up a few things for her as she was so exhausted. I had several places to go, so I didn’t mind. I figured I could easily add her items to mine and it would be no big deal.

    I went several places and ticked the h off my list but the items she wanted [in the sizes and quantities she needed] were not available. On my way home, I decided to stop at one last place that I was pretty sure would have the items she wanted in the sizes she wanted.

    I parked, went into the store, picked up her items, and took my place in line for checkout. As I was waiting, it occurred to me that I may look quite suspect to other shoppers and passers by. Once it was my turn to check out, the cashier and I had a laugh about the ‘odd’ selections in my cart. Imagine what a casual observer might think to look down and see:

    A 20 by 30 foot plastic tarp! …Three gallons of bleach! and … Two gallons of ammonia!

    Oh my word!

    The tarp was to put on driveway for when the truckload of mulch would be delivered the next morning. The bleach was to scrub her sidewalks and clean any leaf stains that remained after the winter. The ammonia was to replenish/stock up for her weekly cleaning of her kept-impeccable epoxy garage floor.

    Oh my! Did we have good laugh about that shopping trip. Oy vey! INFJ humor, for sure.

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    1. Hahaha, oh yeah, only an INFJ would think their shopping spree looked like a body disintegration System, or possibly a portable meth lab… and then be worried that the other shoppers might be thinking the same thing! It’s like my frequent panic attacks over my search engine browser content 😬

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  4. I love the four moods lol.
    But as many times as I do that test, I’m always an ENF… something or other. And I know us extroverts bug you so…ignore me I guess???!
    😂💋

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    1. Haha, it’s funny…. there must be a LOT of us out there for these to be commonplace memes! I always thought my weirdness was pretty unique to just me… now I know there’s a whole bunch of other weirdos out there.

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