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So funny!
My favorite is the “one does not simply” (I’m addicted to those memes). And I remember the Old Men At Work song with the Vegemite sandwich lyric. When it came out, Americans were clueless. Actually, I’m still not sure I know what it is!
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So, get a big bag of yeast, then mix it with really thick crude oil, add a massive bunch of salt in and that’s Vegemite 😁
Actually, it’s pretty tasty… but you have to use the thinnest sliver on your toast or cracker because it’s sooooo strong.
And yes, those “one does not simply” memes are the best. I have “one does not simply lie to an INFJ” as my iPad background!!
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Er…maybe I’ll just take your word about the Vegemite, LOL
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Hahaha!
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If I saw one of those in the dunny I’d put the occupied sign up and leave…..
xxx Massive Hugs Jessica xxx
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Hahahaha! Me too!! And I have seen them in the dunny before, usually on the roof though 😉
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That’s absolutely terrifying. I don’t know how you do it, Jess.
I love the fire sign. And the voting booths. And the guy looking at his flooded engine. Okay, they were all good. Except the creature in the dunny.
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We call him The Huntsman. They’re pretty regular visitors in country houses. My folks made the rookie mistake one year of bringing a few logs inside overnight to have wood on hand for the open fire…… next morning the ceiling was covered in about fifty of them!
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Oh, yeah. The branding! Been there. One of those not-so-fond childhood memories.
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On the other hand, one actually does eat a whole spoonful of Vegemite 🙂
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No way!
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Yes indeed. 🙂 love the stuff.
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I like it in thin, thin layers!
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Oh go on, where’s the sense of adventure in thin 🙂
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😏😏😏
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You are a brave, brave woman Jess. Love this! 🙂
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Hahaha! I’m sure you could post a few ‘home truth’ posts that would make me wide eyed with wonder!
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Funny, except for the you know what!
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Last one. Priceless! It could’ve said Cyprus, instead of Australia! 😂😂
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Could be voting anywhere really. Well, except the Brits.
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I’ve always thought Aussies had a great sense of humour.
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Warped but great 😏
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Warped is good!
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Oh, the sight of everyone voting in beachwear, plus the slippers in the vending machines! 😆
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Yeah, we’re pretty casual down here 😉
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Reblogged this on quirkywritingcorner and commented:
With spiders that size I don’t think I visit there any time soon!
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Hahaha, sometimes I wish I didn’t have to li e with them too!
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