Very few blog posts actually make me chuckle out loud. Dianne has an INCREDIBLE way with words and manages to make me do just this with every damn post.
You know how sometimes everything goes out of whack and somebody says, “Oh, it’s because Mercury is in retrograde”?
Well, it’s been one of those weeks. With metaphorical tongue in cheek I was thinking, “Mercury must be in retrograde”… but when I looked it up on the internet, Mercury actually is in retrograde right now, from April 9 to May 3. And apparently Mercury rules communication.
Well, that explains a lot.
A digression: Now I want to name a band “Mercury In Retrograde”. Maybe Tyler Brock’s band “The Ballistic Rutabagas” will dissolve and he’ll start “Mercury In Retrograde” instead. It seems like a suitable match for his musical style (or lack thereof).
Anyhow, back to my original point.
I blamed the following miscommunications on poor cell phone reception, but now I’m beginning to think it was actually Mercury doing its chaotic stuff:
A few days ago I was talking…
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